remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid
listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like
how did you go from cute to annoying so fast
if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.
this was on the last episode of drake and josh
they were warning us
Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”
pool party at my house bring your own pool
* are mean to their mothers
* are against feminism
* only want you for your body
* will/are leading you on
* think you owe them something
* think they are entitled to your body
you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story
I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.