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warrior032:

stubbornjerk:

that’s the scariest way to hold a phone ever

im so glad I wasnt the only one who noticed

sluttynuggets:

i hate the website weheartit??? you can hear tits??? do they even make noise???

axelstiel:

DO YOUR PHYSICS, FUCKBOY

axelstiel:

DO YOUR PHYSICS, FUCKBOY

fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

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fuckisonyobiscuit:

“please grab your homework on your way out of class” image

can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

obamasnovv:

still waiting for kidz bop to cover anaconda

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

r-i-c-e-r-a-i-n:

british person: *eats some brand of food* wow this tastes ok.

british person: wonder if theyve got this shit in america

british person: better make a tumblr post about this glorified piece of nutrition.

one solitary american: whats that

every single british blogger: omg no fukkin way mate how do u poor americans live without malt dipped paper wafers whooaaaah we’re superior *sings dr. who theme*

vanillish:

walking into class then seeing a sub

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aber-flyingtiger:

rupeerose:

teafortrouble:

megg33k:

I need feminism because most men’s restrooms still aren’t equipped with baby changing stations. As someone who was married to a man who had sole custody of his young son, I’m hyperaware that feminism means EQUALITY, not female superiority. Feminism should and does support a man’s right to be as much of a parent to his child(ren) as any mother is allowed/expected to be.

This is a constant problem for Mr. Tea and myself. We’ve got twins, so even though I can change one kid on the change table in the ladies’ room, he’s left standing sort of awkwardly in the lobby with a messy child while I change one, come back, and get the other.

Nobody’s suggesting that men aren’t parents, so the lack of change tables goes well beyond ‘gender role reinforcing’ and straight into ‘ridiculous’.

My dad actually almost got kicked out of a mall once for changing my brother in the womens room of a mall. The only reason they didn’t call the cops on him was because the ladies in the room supported him.

I’d never even considered this but I support it

pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’