Is your dick hard?
Anonymous

20daysofjune:

no but life is

souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

haus-of-hiddleston:

timesweeping:

this is how i run in nightmares

I’ve never been able to describe what it’s like running in nightmares. This gif is a PERFECT representation!

haus-of-hiddleston:

timesweeping:

this is how i run in nightmares

I’ve never been able to describe what it’s like running in nightmares. This gif is a PERFECT representation!

thespacegoat:

bryceckrispies:

thespacegoat:

what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

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A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities
Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato

heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

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youngblackandvegan:

she is just beautiful!

MY FOOD IS CRUELTY FREE
people who eat crops picked by under payed, overworked, exploited and abused poor migrant workers (via femmewitch)
disorganizedrambler:

Completely accurate.

disorganizedrambler:

Completely accurate.

My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
My 92 year old grandma. (via coffeestainedheart)

meladoodle:

Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro

bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated